2) Second of all, make sure that you don't get paralyzed.
3) Be a woman because women are generally better at multitasking.
4) Make sure to not have kids or pets because they are all attention whores and want to stop you from having a life.
5) Wear running shoes at all times, and clothing that is comfortable to run in.
6) Don't be head over heels in love with someone because then you don't give a fuck about anyone or anything else and you spend all your time with the person you love.
7) Stay away from studying and if you have a job make sure to quit it.
Et voila! Now you have time for everything! Including jumping on a trampoline, throwing cakes in politicians faces while you're jumping on the trampoline, hire a wild monkey to eat the cake off the politicians faces, while you're jumping on the trampoline and well jump some more on the trampoline!!
Good luck everyone:)